Riding The Insanity-Go-Round

Apr 20 2014

e-n-g-a:

it’s funny, shut up

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intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff

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walrusex:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

catiescutiecorner:

noplacelikedisney:

mortisia:

1. Frankenweenie (2012)2. Corpse Bride (2005)3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) 



IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS

I’ve been cheated my whole life.

"Every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end. Not necessarily in that order." - Tim Burton.

walrusex:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

catiescutiecorner:

noplacelikedisney:

mortisia:

1. Frankenweenie (2012)
2. Corpse Bride (2005)
3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) 

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS

I’ve been cheated my whole life.

"Every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end. Not necessarily in that order." - Tim Burton.

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angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

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wannagetlost:

tenley-pie:

elihzbah:

putmedownpunk:

#kermit you uplifting motherfucker

that tag.

This movie just makes me so happy.

100% accurate tagging

wannagetlost:

tenley-pie:

elihzbah:

putmedownpunk:

#kermit you uplifting motherfucker

that tag.

This movie just makes me so happy.

100% accurate tagging

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Ok, this is getting posted here, and will be my last response to you.

I’m not trying to be a patroller here, but I am going to goddam well stand up for myself and people like me. In terms of asexuality, I have the potential to be just as oppressed as you are. As such, I have every right to decide if I am, indeed, oppressed, and in what ways. Furthermore, all I can infer from your tone is that you are being divisive and elitist, things the asexual community does not need.

I was thinking critically when I made that comment. It was necessary in my eyes. My race and gender do not make my opinion on basic asexual oppression less valuable, even if it might on, say, non-cissexual, non-female, and non-white asexual oppression. Those problems are worse. But you know what? THIS ISN’T THE OPPRESSION OLYMPICS. We’re all oppressed in one way or another, and should be working together to end that, not dividing ourselves based on whose opinion is more useful.”

Good bye, and good luck. Hopefully you’ll think about this a bit and see what was wrong with your statements, but if not, hopefully your worldview will work out for you in the end.

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isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

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